Tag Archives: Funny

Who are you?

25 Feb

It’s always nice when Britain displays such good manners on the world stage however the rude MEP Nigel Farage does ask a legitimate question. Just a pity he didn’t try to start chanting it afterwards.

Read BBC report

(This post isn’t making a political point about the EU or UKIP rather it is posted for being an interesting but very bizarre piece of news)

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Courtship and Christian Music

26 Jan

Click on images for larger versions.

These were on Josh Harris‘ blog (which possibly makes the first one even funnier) and I found them pretty amusing.  He did encounter the usual problem of people taking themselves too seriously after posting the Christian music cartoon so just to clarify I’m not trying to re-open a can of worms!

A Christmassy Post….

23 Dec

As you all know, i’m a big fan of my jokes….however for some reason, when I deliver the amazing punchline, my laughter is not always matched by that of my audience. So, to combat this, i’ve compiled a list of some of my top Christmas Cracker jokes to get you all in the mood for opening those crackers come Christmas Day!!!

So sit back, relax and get ready to laugh, also please feel free to leave a comment about funny Christmas jokes you’ve heard.

1. What is Santa’s favourite pizza?

One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.

2. On which side do chickens have the most feathers?

The outside.

3. What kind of paper likes music?

(W)rapping paper.

4. What’s white and goes up?

A confused snowflake.

5. What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

6. Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?

It blew away.

7. What’s furry and minty?

A polo bear.

8. How do snowmen get around?

They ride an icicle.

9. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy.

10. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?

Lost.

1.How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?

Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

2.What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ?

The letter “D” !

3.What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?

Claustrophobia !

4.Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents ?

Santa Paws!

5.Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?

Because it soots him!

6. What’s brown and sweet and glides around an ice rink?
Bourneville and Dean

7. What do you call a short sighted dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us!

8. What do you call a man with brown paper trousers?
Russell

9. Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
He’s a fun guy to be with.

10. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.

11. What’s the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, because there is a “mile” between the first and the last letters.

Hope you all enjoyed those, now it just leaves me to say that I wish you all many blessings at this time of year of family and celebration.May you know peace and rest as you spend time with your loved ones, be thankful in giving and recieving. Merry Christmas every one.

“For to us a child is born, to us a son is given; and the government shall be upon his shoulder, and his name shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.  Of the increase of his government and of peace there will be no end, on the throne of David and over his kingdom, to establish it and to uphold it with justice and with righteousness from this time forth and forevermore. The zeal of the Lord of hosts will do this.” Isaiah 9:6-7

Summer Caption Competition

1 Jul

SummerSunGreetings Another King readers, we hope you’re having a fantastic summer. Right now, Another King is gonna be taking a break for a few weeks, due to Senior Camp and then a camping holiday along the Donegal coast.

So I thought it’d be a great idea to leave a competition for our readers to get stuck into.

I’m going to put up 3 pictures and I want our readers to leave a comment with their witty ideas of a funny caption.

I will label each picture, A, B or C and in your comment, you can give a funny caption for all 3 or else just the one, so we hope you enter in to the spirit of our new idea and we’re looking forward to reading your funny ideas in a few weeks time.

Cliff Peering

Picture A

Picture B

Picture B

Picture C

Picture C

So please have a go and show us your comedy genius as you try and leave a witty caption for these pictures. Enjoy!

P.S It was a majority decision, if you know what I mean! ;)

Funny Twitter T-Shirt

18 Jun

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(HT: Chris Brauns)

One wonders where blogging would fit into such a diagram.

How to fail School Exams with Dignity…

10 Jun

Recently I came across these examples of how to answer those exam questions you have no idea about with style! I’ve never had the guts to do it like these crazy guys and girls, but I find their attempts highly amusing!

Check these out for some cheering up during your busy studying schedules or perhaps your busy relaxing schedules!?

 

Example 1 :

Maths Equation

 

Example 2:

Blonde Maths Answer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Example 3:

Chemistry Question

 

Example 4:

Explaining a Graph

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Example 5:

Physics Question

 

Example 6:

Long Maths Equation

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Example 7:

Maths Solution

 

Example 8:

Chemical Bonds Question

 

And finally….Example 9:

Maths Question

 

Hope you enjoyed them, Another King would appreciate it if you left a comment featuring any funny answers to exam or test questions that you’ve ever written or heard about too!?!

Thanks for reading, Ali