Why Men are Never Depressed!

18 Nov

Greetings all Male readers of Another King! Ever been walking through town or through your school and realised that the opposite sex always have a glum look on their face? Well I recently come across this scientifically-proven study which took place at Oxford University, under the careful watch of Dr. I. P. Phreely, and it gives us 30 crystal clear reasons why the Male gender is the happier one, enjoy!

  1. Your last name stays put.
  2. The Garage is all yours.
  3. Wedding Plans take care of themselves.
  4. Chocolate is just another snack.
  5. You can never be pregnant.
  6. Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
  7. The world is your urinal.
  8. You never have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  9. You never have to drive to another petrol station because this one is just too icky.
  10. Same work….more pay!
  11. Wrinkles add character.
  12. New shoes don’t cut, blister or mangle your feet.
  13. One mood, all the time.
  14. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds…flat.
  15. You know stuff about tanks and engines.
  16. A 5 day holiday requires only one suitcase.
  17. You can open al your own jars.
  18. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  19. Your underwear is £8.95 for a three pack.
  20. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  21. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  22. Every thing on your face stays in original colour.
  23. The same hairstyle lasts for years…maybe decades…
  24. You only have to shave your neck and face.
  25. You can play with toys all your life.
  26. One wallet and one pair of shoes – one colour for all seasons.
  27. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  28. You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
  29. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
  30. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on 24th December in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

Take it easy, Alastair

3 Responses to “Why Men are Never Depressed!”

  1. james s November 19, 2008 at 12:13 am #

    Dr. I. P. Phreely lol!!!

  2. Abi November 20, 2008 at 8:17 pm #

    ahaha this is hilarious! if i was a guy like..

  3. Hannah November 21, 2008 at 5:54 pm #

    “You can open al your own jars.”

    just not spell,clearly….
    lol..funny though

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