Japanese Financial Problems

18 Oct

The continuing economic slump is causing great problems not only in Britain and America but also in the important and influential Japanese banking sector.

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report thatthere is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

 
 
 
 
 

 

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4 Responses to “Japanese Financial Problems”

  1. Ruth October 18, 2008 at 9:11 pm #

    ha ha ha. Someone clearly has too much free time :)

  2. Anonemous October 20, 2008 at 4:38 pm #

    i am japanese and with my family i suffer great looss of money. i see you are Great British. how can you be mocking of my countries sorrow. are you having much money that you mock us? the british cannot live unless american are helping you. not even in the wars which you have fought with my family many years ago have been without this aid from america. i see in this post on internet you make play little games with words.

  3. Daniel Ritchie October 20, 2008 at 6:35 pm #

    Low brow humour strikes again. ;)

  4. James October 20, 2008 at 7:14 pm #

    You love it Daniel! The Times published a version of it last week. I’m hoping that “Anonemous” is joking?

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